Boo-ty Call Boxes!

🎃 The Boo-ty Call Box 🎃

Because late-stage capitalism wants you broke, bored, and burnt out… but I’d rather you be lit up, relaxed, and maybe screaming into a pillow (the fun kind).

• Box 1 – $99
  Four mystery toys worth $250 (aka the kind of math Jeff Bezos doesn’t want you to see). You’re getting deep discounts that would make a capitalist cry into their pumpkin spice latte.
• Box 2 – $199
  Ten mystery toys worth $895 (yes, almost a grand). If you enjoy flipping off corporate greed while filling your drawers with delightful chaos, this one’s for you.

✨ Every box comes with a mystery cast iron cauldron candle (hand-poured, witch-approved) and, of course, all my unsolicited affection.

💀 Capitalism wants you to pay full price. I want you to have orgasms, candles, and joy without selling a kidney. Your call.