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Nurse Ratchet’s Recipe
Nurse Ratchet’s Recipe
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Nurse Ratched’s Recipe – Sweet Enough to Sedate You 🕯️
Smells like sugar cookie dough, vanilla, and barely repressed rage, because nothing says “healing energy” like passive aggression and baked goods.
This candle isn’t just a scent, it’s a prescription: burn when overstimulated, underappreciated, or one mental breakdown away from turning your kitchen into a crime scene. A little shimmer flickers in the wax as it melts, like your last shred of sanity, sparkling faintly before it snaps.
Perfect for lighting up after a long day of being everyone’s emotional support human while suppressing the urge to throw hands.
Side Effects May Include:
- Sudden urges to speak in a soothing tone while internally screaming
- Nostalgic flashbacks to beige institutional walls
- The faint taste of rebellion under all that vanilla
Burn Instructions (because chaos needs structure):
• Burn for a minimum of 3 hours to get a full, even melt pool.
• Do not burn longer than 4 hours at a time.
• Keep on a flat, fire-safe surface, away from drafts, curtains, and unsolicited opinions.
• Never leave unattended, unless you’re into spontaneous house fires.
• Always trim your wick between burns. Don’t make me lecture you.
I’m not your supervisor. I’m just here to make your descent into madness smell like dessert.
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