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Nurse Ratchet’s Recipe

Nurse Ratchet’s Recipe

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Nurse Ratched’s Recipe – Sweet Enough to Sedate You 🕯️

Smells like sugar cookie dough, vanilla, and barely repressed rage, because nothing says “healing energy” like passive aggression and baked goods.

This candle isn’t just a scent, it’s a prescription: burn when overstimulated, underappreciated, or one mental breakdown away from turning your kitchen into a crime scene. A little shimmer flickers in the wax as it melts, like your last shred of sanity, sparkling faintly before it snaps.

Perfect for lighting up after a long day of being everyone’s emotional support human while suppressing the urge to throw hands.

Side Effects May Include:

 

  • Sudden urges to speak in a soothing tone while internally screaming
  • Nostalgic flashbacks to beige institutional walls
  • The faint taste of rebellion under all that vanilla

Burn Instructions (because chaos needs structure):

Burn for a minimum of 3 hours to get a full, even melt pool.

Do not burn longer than 4 hours at a time.

Keep on a flat, fire-safe surface, away from drafts, curtains, and unsolicited opinions.

Never leave unattended, unless you’re into spontaneous house fires.

Always trim your wick between burns. Don’t make me lecture you.

I’m not your supervisor. I’m just here to make your descent into madness smell like dessert.

 

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