Triple Euphoria Triple Stimulation Vibe

If “too much” is your love language, allow us to introduce the Triple Euphoria-a gloriously chaotic, triple-threat vibe designed to hit all your buttons (and then some).

This beast doesn’t believe in subtlety. It thrusts. It sucks. It vibrates. It basically fills out your entire group chat of fantasies in one go.

What’s Packed Into This Pleasure Circus:

• A thrusting G-spot shaft that knows how to make an entrance (and re-entrance… and re-re-entrance)
• A vibrating anal tail that buzzes like it’s training for a demolition derby-10 deep rumble patterns, no apologies
• A clitoral suction stimulator with 10 wild functions of air-pulse delight-like a tiny, determined mouth that skipped foreplay
• All three features have independent controls, so you can customize your chaos
• 3 speeds of thrusting, in case you want to start slow and end up ruined
• Easy 3-button interface because nobody wants to fumble mid-O
• Rechargeable in 2.5 hours for up to 90 minutes of pleasure (or 30 minutes if you like it wild)
• Waterproof and submersible because even bathtub time deserves a full-blown rave
• Premium body-safe silicone that feels like luxury and acts like a freak

Oh, and it’s travel-friendly too-comes with a security lock so it doesn’t try to announce itself in your suitcase like, “Hey TSA, I vibrate and thrust!”