Villain Era Cash Candle

You tried people-pleasing. You tried shrinking. Now? You light this candle and let the world adjust.

An intoxicating blend of grape, peach, and plum, drenched in sparkling citrus, flirtatious rose, and a hint of musk for that “did she hex me or just set a boundary?” vibe. It smells like you just walked out of the ashes of your last breakdown in heels and eyeliner that doesn’t budge.

This isn’t your redemption arc. This is your power trip, served with fruit-forward seduction and a side of “I said what I said.”

Made with 100% soy wax and 0% damsel energy.

 Burn when plotting, journaling, or refusing to water yourself down for palatability.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to delete the apology, walk away mid-conversation, or become the misunderstood icon you were born to be.

Every single candle is a winner, baby. Hidden inside this sarcastic soy masterpiece is a real Canadian bill. $5, $10, $20, $50, or $100.

When you see the aluminum foil start to emerge from the wax:
• Blow the candle out immediately.
• Let it cool slightly.
• Use tweezers (NOT your fingers, you brave little anarchist) to remove the foil and reveal your prize.
• Do NOT let the foil sit in the flame or hot wax too long , this is not the revolution we’re looking for.

🕯️ Burn Instructions (because chaos needs structure):
• Burn for a minimum of 3 hours to get a full, even melt pool.
• Do not burn longer than 4 hours at a time.
• Keep on a flat, fire-safe surface, away from drafts, curtains, and unsolicited opinions.
• Never leave unattended, unless you’re into spontaneous house fires.
• Always trim your wick between burns. Don’t make me lecture you.